Grotto Spa

I need need need this place....Anyone?
http://www.grottospa.com/

What I need

I have come to the conclusion that I need one of two things...or maybe both.

1. .

A chauffeur, a driver. I don't care if he drives a stretch limo or a '78 pinto. But I really am so sick of all the time I spend in the car. For example: last week Sis. Rose had appointments every day. Doctor, Dentist, MRI's, doctor again. Those were in the morning. In the evening Josh had football every night, the girls both had dance, Tatym had piano, then we had scouts and activity days. Then of course there is the grocery shopping, banking, and errands that need doing. I feel like the seat in my van is permanently attached to my butt. I literally have to peel myself free at the end of the day
2. Less sleep, or maybe no sleep. I actually had a moment last week where I could see the appeal of taking caffine pills or something of the sort. Not to sound TOO CRAZY, but I really did. I am not exaggerating when I say that pulling an all nighter or two, does seem to be the only possible way I will ever get my housework and laundry ever caught up.

Does anyone else ever feel like they can't possibly get everything done?
I'd love to ruminate on the subject longer, but even as we speak, things that should get done, are being neglected....arghhh...